Saturday, July 30, 2005

seagulls create hurricanes

Hurricanes are caused by the migration of seagulls. Seagulls are not intelligent birds. They fly from somewhere in the south, eventually reaching the ocean. At which point they no longer have landmarks to guide them to their destination. So they use the sun to guide them north. But this doesnt work because the sun doesnt go north. It only goes east and west, which is funny because the seagulls dont know this. They go in circles. They eat fish to, so they chase fish while they are flying in circles. So the fish go in circles. So now the air and the water is going in circles, which causes hurricanes which also go in circles.


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